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181. 13 Dec 2009 11:46

sheftali52

Yup, maddy--a pun. Baldur, I would contend the sound a Taser makes is losssserrrrr. Anyone rightfully zapped with one is probably not a stellar member of the human race.

182. 13 Dec 2009 12:00

maddyjean08

I always thought it sounded like BBBBZZZZZZ... Sheftali, I always thought a taser was just a thing that is electric at the end, not something that shoots little electric darts at someone.....

183. 13 Dec 2009 12:16

Baldur

my understanding is that it has a range of under 6 feet, and fires a conductive filament that needs to come in physical contact with the annoyance

184. 13 Dec 2009 12:23

matthew

CrXTzzzzzWCrXtZZZZwCrXzzzuppp

185. 13 Dec 2009 12:37

Baldur

that's perfect

186. 13 Dec 2009 12:39

sheftali52

Maddy, I believe Baldur's description is correct, and that Matthew's sound effects are accurate, too.

187. 13 Dec 2009 14:53

maddyjean08

So, what, I'm off on everything?

188. 14 Dec 2009 03:51

maddyjean08

Oh, not trying to be mean!

Ok, my sister has to go get sealants this morning. I told her they taste like nothing, because they don't taste like anything I'VE ever tasted before! Just stick a little sprayer in their mouth, usually getting the back molars, and BOOM! The sealant hits the part of the tongue that senses bitterness...

189. 14 Dec 2009 13:19

maddyjean08

Heavens, I need to get my listeners back!

190. 14 Dec 2009 13:22

maddyjean08

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191. 14 Dec 2009 13:59

Doug

I'll add my two cents on tasers. The sound description is pretty accurate. I've seen them in action first hand. With an army recruiters office two doors down from my restaurant we get protestors a few times a year. One time the protestors decided they would start a fight with the police and besides dogs nipping some "arses" tasers were deployed. There are two parts to the taser. The officer can use it like a stun gun or use the full taser. It shoots out "barbs" attached to wires that stick into the body and zzzzzzzzzzap, down they go. Being in a police state during the G20 also afforded me the luxury of learning a few new stalinistic tricks so ask away if you like.

192. 14 Dec 2009 14:06

maddyjean08

Oh, so I WAS right! I was talking about the stun gun part, didn't know it could be switched over.

193. 15 Dec 2009 15:29

maddyjean08

I guess.

194. 15 Dec 2009 15:39

maddyjean08

I would like to thank my listeners for..... listening. Without you, my radio show never wold've made it to the Top 10 Radio Shows, or have so many comments. Personally, my favorite radio show is Channel Baldur. So thanks for listening!

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Aagh! Pesky commercials. Sorry.

195. 16 Dec 2009 13:48

maddyjean08

Seriously? I don't get listeners! If you have an idea for a segment, please call in.

196. 16 Dec 2009 15:30

polenta

I'm listening maddy. Don't get impatient

197. 16 Dec 2009 15:52

Dragon

Listening in and eager to hear the next segment.

198. 16 Dec 2009 17:06

maddyjean08

Thank you, sorry. Ten years old here! Well, maybe....

199. 16 Dec 2009 17:38

Dragon

While we wait for maddy to find her muse perhaps I'll fill a bit of time to keep her channel from suffering from dead air (the most dreaded thing for a radio station!)

200. 16 Dec 2009 17:45

Dragon

Winter has shown up with a vengence here which always gets me grumbling as I'm definitly not a winter creature, but I've been trying to think of positive things about the winter season so as not to get myself and others down. Here's a few of the things I like about winter.

The way my boots crunch in the snow.
Putting up my Christmas tree
Seeing Christmas lights glowing in peoples windows
The way everyone says Merry Christmas or Happy Hanakkah so cheerily
Having an excuse to buy nice things for my loved ones
The way trees look when they're covered in snow
Snowmen
Making Christmas cattoys
Days off for the holidays
Turkey dinner
Eggs Benedict on Christmas morning
Hanging stockings