polenta

NOONE IS GOING TO HAWAII WITH YOU. YOU ONLY SAW THEM ON THE WAY.

And Dragon, what's the answer?

matthew

Himself

maddyjean08

Okay, guys
What at the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every race?

If a horse is tied with a 3-yard rope and there's a bag of oats 25 feet away, can he go eat the oats?

A farmer had 14 donkeys. A storm came and all but 9 of them die. How many are still alive?

Your in a cold room with only 1 match. There's no way to get out. There's only a keirosene lamy, a wood stove, and a fire pit. What do you light for maximum heat?

These aren't that hard if you think.

Dragon

The answer to mine (What runs bow to stern on 1 side of a ship, but runs stern to bow on the other) is the name of the ship.

Nylecoj

nice dragon!
maddyjean, yes the horse can get it, if the rope isn't tied to anything else!
and you light the match first
I will leave the other two since I have heard them before, I love riddles

matthew

#1 = an "E"

polenta

Do you know why it's bad luck to light a third cigarette with the same match?
Baldur will answer within 25 seconds.

matthew

In war, it is said that by the time you get to the 3rd cigarette, the sniper has you in their sights & you will be shot...

matthew

... or so I learned while in the army...

Dragon

I was never in the army but that's the way I heard it too, I believe I saw it in All Quiet on the Western Front.

GOLDIEGIRL8

Okay, Polenta, Dragon, puzzler u r all correct.

GOLDIEGIRL8

oops, I meant Matthew

polenta

The first soldier lights a cigarette.
An enemy soldier notices that in his trench.
The second soldier lights the second cigarette.
The enemy soldier prepares his weapon and aims .
The third soldier lights the third cigarette.
The enemy soldier is ready and shoots. The third soldier dies or is hurt.

MAYBE SOMETHING TRUE HAS BECOME A SUPERSTITION.

maddyjean08

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maddyjean08

Oops, I mean 3 chin-ups a month, sorry!

matthew

It is very true... Light carries extremely well in the dark of night... I am an expert marksman. I bet I would have a good shot at hitting the 2nd cigarette smoker, but the 3rd would be a goner for sure.

Shanley

that's it? no more riddles? i was starting to enjoy reading them... (sorry i didn't see them soon enough to answer)

maddyjean08

Okay, riddles.......
A hill full, a hole full, though you cannot catch a bowl full. What is it?

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 at night?

Whoever gets both answers right first will win a prize. The prize will be I'll draw something for you, anything you choose! AND, (added bonus) I'll try hard!

maddyjean08

I don't think anyone answered number 3 for my first riddles. The answer is 9.

matthew

Would you paint me a Birmingham?