Robindcr8l

I have been reading some of the hostile stuff that is poisoning this site, and it occurred to me that the elusive creator, Rachel, is probably some creative, brilliant, techno-savvy Sociology major in a grad program at Harvard. I think that she created this site because the art is interesting to her, but ultimately it is one giant study in the behavior of anonymous strangers who are thrown into an anonymous competition! The forum was a brilliant way for her to consolidate the behaviors as they escalated, rather than have to read everyone's comments. Soon her thesis will be complete, she'll have her doctorate, we'll watch her interview on the Today Show, and this site will have no scholastic purpose to her. Then what?

Just a thought. LOL!

Baldur

Then she will go on the Jerry Springer show and they will secretly have flown in all of us to meet for the first time.

Baldur

Maybe I could maximize my 15 minutes of fame and get to be a guest on Martha Stewart's show.
Dear Lord, whatever will I wear?

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Put me down for a ticket. Oh and Baldur ... thanks for the lighthearted interjections in last night's spat ... it had the right effect and kept us in our seats. I would hate to see what would have happened if we'd all climbed into the ring.

Robindcr8l

Baldur, not sure what you should wear to the Jerry Springer show, but I'm thinking something along the lines of a "wife-beater tank top" and one of Matthew's prized thongs! (preferably washed first). I for one, plan to have some dental work done to remove a front tooth or two, and will wear very tight leggin pants with a tube top and no bra. And I won't get my roots done for at least a few months. I think you should try to draw a pic of us on the set.

LadyO

This I have to see! ... laughing!

Baldur

Robin, don't forget the oversized hoop earrings

Robindcr8l

Mine or yours, Baldur?? lol! Oh, wait, yours are nipple rings, aren't they? In that case, you may have to skip the wife-beater and go topless, just so the audience gets the full effect.

Baldur

They would be able to make out my pierced nipples quite clearly through my wife-beater. Overall they combine well with my belly hanging out when the shirt rides up.

Robindcr8l

Perfect...I appreciate the visual! Now that we've decided on the wardrobe, what shall we bring for weapons?

Baldur

I'm perfectly happy with folding chairs.

solosater

I always like the taking my wooden leg off & beating people senseless with it...

No, I don't have a wooden leg, but oh if only!

Robindcr8l

LOL solosater! And you, too Baldur! I'm feeling more mellow now, though, after my Cinco-de Mayo margarita! Thinking to go with a less violent approach. Baldur, you could bring straws and spitballs, and me...well, I might just use my wedgie skills on your thong! I grew up with 3 brothers and learned how to make them cry with my techniques! Solosater, if you'd like to join us on the show, you could consider one of those high pitched whistles that drives people to their knees, since, alas, you have no prosthetic leg! hehehe

Dragon

Can I come? My brother has a fake leg so I could bring him along. Wait, scratch that, the ones with brothers and sisters on were always the most distasteful. Perhaps I'll just sit in the audience with all the red necks.. uh I mean very fashionable trailer trash.

Baldur

Dragon, leave him at home, just bring in his leg

sheftali52

lmao--this thread has been a hoot! pierced things and such made me go fill my glass with Scotch again!

solosater

My father actually had a wooden leg, just for fun mind, 'cause he had both of his too; he'd try to get people riled up just for an excuse to throw it at 'em.

He was more than just a red neck he was a "proud of his crazy" red neck.

I come from good stock! Oh yes I do.

Dragon

Hey, that's a good idea Baldur. He won't mind hopping around at home for a while so I can beat up Jerry Springer guest's. The leg actually has a grinning skull painted on it, so it'd be a pretty intimidating weapon!

Baldur

It's shameful that we let this thread die before Madectomy joined us.

sheftali52

lol--Baldur, you're a hoot. How many ways have you lampooned (+5) maddy, in jest or otherwise?