Hazer

I copied this from an email I got and hope you get a chuckle out of it if you haven't seen this one yet. It's called....

Where I've Been


I've been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito...I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have however been in Sane...They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips, thanks to my friends and family.
I would like to go to Conclusions...But you have to jump, and I'm not too much at physical activity anymore.
I've also been in Doubt...That is a sad place to go, and I try not to Visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible...But only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable...and I go there more often as I get older.
My favorite place to be is in suspense... It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart. And at my age, I need all the stimuli I can get.
Once I was in Dispensable...but I'm not allowed to even visit there anymore.

mum23

More than a chuckle, Hazer! We loved it.

I've travelled a bit too...

I had a good time in Credible, though nobody believes me.
It wasn't so much fun in Hospitable, as the weather was dreadful.
I've been in Decisive... but I'm not sure if I'll go there again.
My time in Ept was very frustrating... nobody had any idea what they were doing.
The days in Somnia were fabulous, but the nights were rather long.
By far the worst time was when I was in Continent... it kept raining when I least expected it!

This is fun! Please let's hear more travel adventures!!

AFSOUTH

This is outstanding fun!

I don't want to be in contempt, I hear judges hold people there.
I do like to be in tune but it takes some effort for me to get there!

Hazer

Great additions! Here are a few more.

I have been in Love for many years and I hope to go there again one day.
I hear some have gone to inhumanity,,, and it should definitely be scratched from one's travel wish list.
A friend told me they had been in Justice, which is another place I wish to avoid.
I have spent some time in Ability...but as soon as I realized my mistake I made a fast exit and went to Ability instead.
I am putting my trip to in Evitable on hold for now...I hear everyone goes there sooner or later.

inked_gemini

This is great Hazer; I hadn't seen this before. Getting a definite kick out of it!

I once spent time in Stigate, but only because someone put me up to it.
I think I’d have fun in Hibit, but my husband won't let me go.
I hear it’s not very nice in Vade, as no one that goes there is welcome.
I almost ended up in Stead, but I decided to go somewhere else.
Last summer I was in Sipid, and I was bored the entire time.
I didn't like being in Edible, the food there was terrible.

Hazer

Those are good, inked! And while I'm trying to come up with some more places I've been, here are some of Maxine's observations.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then does it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

clorophilla

love thi s topic

Once a was in Accurate, but I can't describe it exactly.
I went in Nocent, but it was not my fault.
I tried to go in Consistent, but I changed the way many times and didn't achieve to arrive there.
And finally,
I spent a good time in Digo, a town renowed for its gallery of beautiful abstract art!

AFSOUTH

I'd like to be in Genious but I'll settle for in Genuity!

midnightpoet

I've never been in Eligible...apparently I don't qualify to enter.

mdawrcn

I have been to in animate, but life just stood still.

A friend wanted to go to in delible, but that sounded like too much of a commitment.

Took a ride to in stant, where things happened way too quickly.

I have spent a lot of my life thinking I was in ferior, but decided I was wasting my time and went to instead to intriguing.

This is fun.

While I am at it, why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? and why are things that are inflammable so darn flammable.

mdawrcn

oops -to

Hazer

Today I am in Denial, but my boss says I have to come in to work anyway.

My job will be in Complete if I don't show up there soon!

And Maxine wonders....If 4 out of Five people suffer from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five actually enjoy it???

Normal

I was in Dignant. I most certainly will never go there again!
I was in Explicable, but nobody there could comprehend me.
When I was in Effable, we all kept meditating.
And I was in Coherent, but nothing I said could be understood.
While I was in Admissible, nobody would let me attend any events.

And a true expression I just learned: when a Knight loses his rank, he has to lose his land and possessions and hand in his sword.
They say he has been "degraded!"

Dragon

Here's a question, how come when you send something by truck you 'Ship it' but when it goes by ship it's 'Cargo'? (Get it car go)

Normal

While in Escapable, I was forced to stay far longer than I'd planned!
My travels in Delible made a strong impression on me.
I didn't enjoy my stay in Fantry, since I had to walk everywhere.
While we were in Terregnum, the new king was still a baby.
I couldn't stay long in Elegant, as my clothes were all too casual.
While visiting in Divisible, I took a group of friends so we could present a
united front.
In Sipid, I found the local folks had nothing interesting to say.
After my stay in Valuable, I decided it was well worth my while.

Hazer, help! Have you got the OFF button?

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No-o-o-o, not yet!

Hazer

Great entries everyone! Sorry Normal, I can't find the off button....lol! This is way too much fun!

I have had a few brief trips in Genious, and am always looking for a chance to go again.
My older sibling tried to take me to in Significant, but I refused to go!
I was looking forward to visiting in Heritance, but by the time I arrived there wasn't much left.
Sometimes I've tried to be in Fluential, and felt like I was always being watched.
I've never been in Stituted , I hear that men in white suits take you there.
I've gone to in Terfere and was told to get out and stay out!
Then I wanted to be in Visible, but I couldn't make myself small enough to get in.

stevedover1965

Just a quickie if I swam between England and the Isle Of Wight would I be In - Solent, I went to hospital and I was In-Sufferable. My accountant likes to take his holidays In-Teger (groan).

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'Had a bad time in Europe last year ... I was in Continent ... :-$

inked_gemini

You guys are a hoot!

I am in need of some rest. It would do me well to spend some time in Ert.