Hazer
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This is a little glimpse into one of Hazer's days last week.
The city crews were digging the street up couple of doors down from my house. The roar of the big machines started at 7 a.m. and went non-stop till 5 p.m.
This had gone on for three days already and so I decided I needed to get away from the noise and constant irritation, so what could be a better way to relax then get a pedicure.
I thought I'd try a new salon not far from where I live and as I parked my car I could see the sign in the window advertising a two for one special...manicure and pedicure. This, I thought, was my lucky day.
I was greeted enthusiastically by three tiny, immaculately dressed women who immediately set to work. One began filing my nails, another got the foot bath temperature just right, while the third set the back massage controls.
I settled in for a good two and a half hours of pampering. I wasn't even going to let their claims that they were all mother's to numerous teenagers(did I mention that non of them were any bigger then my seven year old granddaughter?) spoil my good mood.
Anyway, several hours in I was feeling quite mellow, so when they asked if I wanted to get some waxing done, I said sure, why not.
I was led away to a little cubicle in the back of the salon by the tiniest of the trio who was barely tall enough to see over top of the table. I explained that I liked to have my eyebrows done with a bit of an arch, to which she nodded in agreement, beaming at me the entire time. Just as she was finishing up my eyebrows, another one of the trio popped her head in the door and gave some quick instructions in their native tongue, and disappeared.
As it turns out there is also a special on facial waxing and I'm thinking, okay, I could use some on my upper lip, maybe my chin in a few spots, so I nodded my permission to go ahead.
The next thing I know, she's spreading hot wax high up on my cheeks....she was going to wax MY ENTIRE FACE!!
"NO, no!", I said. "What are you doing?"
"Oh yes," says she. "We have special. Do your whole face for only twenty dollars."
I thought, "Okay, that's it! I'm outta here!"
I assured her that I would not be having the special done today, or any other day, and make my way to the front to pay my bill. All three of them see me out the door with big smiles, waving goodbye, saying how they look forward to seeing me again soon.
I get to the car and catch a glimpse of myself in the rear view mirror.
I only have one and a half eyebrows! She was too short to see what she was doing to the eyebrow farthest from her!
Good thing I have a pair of big sunglasses t hide behind.
Of course when I relate this story to my friends, they are politely sympathetic until I take my sunglasses off...and then come the gales of laughter.
My only consolation is that it will eventually grow back in.
So how was your week? lol!
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Jenterry
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Hazer decided to go in Dulge, but lost an eyebrow on the way.
I tried to go in Flict, but someone had cause to stop me.
I tried to go in Sofar, to the extent that, it's Sofar, it's not worth it.
I was in Appriciation, but took it for granted.
While in Carceration, I felt so trapped.
I went in Articulate and found myself speechless.
When I was in Audible, no one would listen to me.
In Bred everyone seems to be related.
Went to in Coporate but it was all business.
I went to in Put, but they have a corrupt system.
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