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Baldur

Tonight on Baldur Radio our guest will be matthew.
He will be doing his famous poledance routine for our listening audience.
Tune in right after the Baldur News on Radio Baldur.

Baldur

It is so dead here today, .....ok we can't draw
But really is that all ThinkDraw is about?

Dragon

Can I get this channel on XM radio? Cause I want to hear matthew pole dancing.

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...I'm out of here!

Luna

What time will that be on? I wouldn't want to miss it.

kmkagle

How the heck will you hear him poledance, you'll just hear the squeekiness of his sliding down the pool. Oh well, that might be music to someones ear.

kmkagle

You'd think someone took our TV's away from us!

Dragon

I thought we might hear some 'falling off the pole' noises. You know, thunks and bonks. I know if you look up Pole Dancer Fall on You-tube about 30 videos come up.

kmkagle

Hm, that's interesting Dragon. I just hope he doesn't do the "thong" thing.

Dragon

I don't even want to know what a thong sounds like!

kmkagle

I'm sorry I mentioned it.....really. Don't worry, I don't know.

Dragon

It would be okay if it was someone with a lisp.
You, they might like to Thing a thong for uth.

cutegrl289

You guys are hilarious! I'm sure there would be lots of think and bonk sounds. LOL!

Baldur

following matthew's provocative performance will be our pantomine contest where listeners can call in and with the correct guess can win virtually useless prizes

Baldur

now for todays cooking segment.

Chef Baldur will show your how to prepare his amazing egg salad recipe.
This recipe has less fat and cholesterol than tradtional egg salad and and is wonderful on homemade rolls.

Baldur

First take 6 large eggs and place them in a medium sized saucepan.
Cover the eggs with cool water.
Place the saucepan on the stove and bring it to a very low boil.
Cook the eggs for 10 minutes and remove from the heat.
Drain the boiling water from the pan and replace it with cold water to stop the cooking action.

When the eggs are cool, peel them.
Remove 4 of the egg yolks and dispose of them. Maybe your dog would find them to be a treat, or break them up and put them outside for the wildlife.

Chop the remaing 2 cook yolks with all 6 of the cooked egg whites, stir in a couple tablespoons of reduced fat Mayonnaise, salt and pepper to taste and a tiny bit of finely minced onion.
Now for the good part:
Take a ripe avocado, remove the pit, take the flesh out of the skin.
Dice the avocado into small pieces and fold it into the egg salad.

This is incredible with lettuce and spinach leaves in the sandwich as a garnish.

Dragon

I'm not that fond of eggs, but with the avocado and mayo this sound really yummy!

kmkagle

My lord, talk about changing the subject. From "fongs" to "egg salad"!

Luna

Sounds like amazing egg salad!! Thanks.
What comes after the cooking show?