matthew

It's another day & other well known people share this day as their birthday... I'm sure you know who they are so I wont go into that...

and now a word from our sponsors...

matthew

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Lizzi

Matthew, Matthew...
Actually, you have a natural flair for the Disembodied Voice Medium.
Who else is on our list of sponsers? We might need to hear from them or expire from lack of funding!;)

matthew

Another day, more people born... (like my granddaughter Alice Rose @ 12:24 this morning)....

And now to our sponsor...

matthew

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sheftali52

I'm going to take away matthew's coffee and energy drinks! But he is doing a good job in our host's absence.

matthew

Lets not go crazy Sheftali... Matthew likes his caffine...

bluemoon

congratulations matthew on the arrival of Alice Rose!

matthew

Thank you ...

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/309546_2146792391287_1290604810_31990870_296492 345_n.jpg

matthew

hmmmm... that didn't work... anyway, pics on my FB account...

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=277784352261458&id=100000275795918&re f=notif&notif_t=like#!/profile.php?id=100000275795918

bluemoon

beautiful!

mdawrcn

http://www.escapeintolife.com/artist-watch/denise-nestor/

mdawrcn

And congratulations Matthew! She's precious.

matthew

...more babies, more days... tick tick tick... time passes... yea, yea, yea...

now more crud for sale...

stevedover1965

Congratulations on the arrival of Alice Rose, Matthew it's always a pleasure to hear about a newborn baby, this is truly wonderful news.

mdawrcn

http://yannifloros.com/art.html

matthew

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Lizzi

Congratulations, Matthew, on the new grand-daughter! I could not view her picture, but I'm sure she is as adorable as everyone says. There is always something so exciting about a new family member. Our most recent one is nearing her first birthday.
That most recently touted product, 'True Freedom'...I am pretty sure that will be a winner. We can all use less STUFF in our lives.

indigo

Congratulations Matthew, what a beautiful grand-daughter! Also good show... stay on the coffee. ;]

matthew

Heaven forbid that I miss a day... I MUST inform you that... you guessed it... other people were born on this day in history as well...

Now, we must stay in business, so listen to this...