Robindcr8l

What's tiger sauce?

Baldur

Tiger sauce is tangy but not downright hot, and is rather a pourable consistency, a little more runny than catsup.
There is a definite pepper bite to it but also horseradish in there

Baldur

The menu options go on and on.
In addition to cold cuts and basics like tuna, chicken and egg salad, there are cheeses, cream cheese, peanut butter, knockwurst, bacon, sardines, lox, cranberry sauce, avocados, on and on and on

Robindcr8l

Sounds like Heinz 57 with a kick

Baldur

And there's a pickle barrel in the middle of the cramped dining area where you can help yourself to kosher dills

Baldur

Add some mayo too to make it whiter

Robindcr8l

MMMMMMM...pickles!

Baldur

OK I found a menu online.

http://www.projo.com/food/menus/geoffs/pages/1_gif.htm

Baldur

One needs patience at Geoff's.
There are no waiters, you stand in line at a counter.
What's cool is that whoever takes your order physically makes your sandwich right in front of you so you can watch what's going on, ask for more cheese, less onion, whatever.

Robindcr8l

Can't decide between the Frigid Bitch and the Jen and Barry.

Baldur

But it can be slow, especially if there are a lot of people in front of you.
I have never seen more than 4 people working the counter and a complicated sandwich could take 5 minutes. If the person in front of you has a list of sandwiches he needs made for everyone in his office you might as well walk down the street to the RISD museum, take in the Egyptian collection and come back later.

Baldur

the 'Sloppy Ho' and the 'Godzilla' are quite popular too

Baldur

The newer wave of counter help are kinder and gentler. There was a wonderful rudeness about the place a couple years back.
They had tacked up signs saying things like:
'Our hands are in your food'
'We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone we care to refuse service too'

Baldur

That being said they were always very nice people

Baldur

-o.
I hate it when I get simple words wrong.

Baldur

It looks like this message thread will very soon hit the amazing '500 comments' level.
Who'd have thought it possible?

Baldur

Basically all this thread really is is a misplaced Baldurblog.
I have chattered on about nothing important for pages and pages.
Can you imagine people follow this?
But then I understand that people followed 'Seinfeld' on television too.
Oddly that bored me. I tried to watch it but just couldn't get into it.

Baldur

I love the interaction here, even matthew's contributions. He however only makes momentary appearances on Radio Baldur.
He's probably still sore about all the splinters from his pole-dancing stint here early in Radio Baldur's run.

Baldur

But feel free to come back and add to the merriment.
I do my best to keep this from taking itself too seriously.
I'm amazed at always at what can happen here.

Baldur

And anon, I have hit 500 comments.
Thank you everyone for your contributions to this ignoble effort.