Baldur

Does anyone know how to unflatten an alligator down pillow?

Baldur

I think Madame Vera is offended and will not grace my studio with her presence again, which is just as well.
She took the bag of pork rinds and the reticulated brass camel candle holder and shimmied her way down the corridor.

Baldur

Baldur was really hoping to get rasselbear as a guest on tonight's program but time is running out. Rassel (may I call you Rassel?) always brings out the warm fuzzy side of matthew but Rassel has been oddly absent for some months.

Baldur

Rasselbear if you are reading this pop in to wish matthew a happy birthday.

Baldur

This was a marvelous day to do some gardening.
Already the weeds are outpacing almost everything else so I spent some time ripping them up by the fistful.
That cleared a strip in one flower bed that now has been seeded with a dwarf sunflower called 'Sunspot' and a variety of convulvulus called 'Blue Ensign

matthew

Rassel only makes appearances on Oprah or the Tonight Show...

Baldur

Convulvulus are a non-vining type of morning glory. Rather than clamber this plant makes small mounds of foliage with the same single-day blossom.
It's wonderful for areas that need to look a bit more ruly.
The seeds have a rather hard shell and benefit from an overnight soaking in water. Sometimes even that isn't enough and the shell should be knicked with a small file. This time however the seeds were already splitting in the bowl by this morning.

Baldur

not even Jerry Springer's program?

matthew

Not without his wooden leg...

Baldur

Actually I'm going to change the subject to something I brought up on the thread just started by SabraAngel. It seems more appropriate here.

How many of you have left undergarments behind somewhere as a memento for someone?

matthew

Ummm does buying ladys under garments at walmart to leave under my own bed before getting really trashed so I would wake up thinking I got lucky count???

Baldur

'All Baldur, all the Time'
And yes folks this is just a typical evening on Radio Baldur

Baldur

only on your birthday, and you mentioned it in time so it's good.

Baldur

sigh, I'm guessing my posse' doesn't monitor ThinkDraw any longer. Rasselbear used to jump in at my defense all the time. He loved to abuse matthew.

matthew

I had to stop using that login...... Ron was catching on to us...

Baldur

I only just yesterday realized that Ron was still on ThinkDraw, but staying in the fiction forums. I generally stay out of those so never saw him there.

Baldur

I don't have the imagination for creative writing

Baldur

luckily I can draw all my concepts from my life

Baldur

Hence, 'All Baldur, All the Time' or 'Living la Vida Baldur'

Baldur

Well my tall-case clock is striking midnight, a sign that it is time for Radio Baldur to sign off for the evening.
Everyone enjoy your weekend, tomorrow as a special guest we have a fashion consultant who will answer the eternal question:
" Is there such a thing as too much Argyle'
goodnight, Baldur out