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2621. 29 Sep 2009 19:48 | ||
Thanks for another great story, Baldur ... thus proving once again the dangers of eating at other people's homes!!! One might think restaurants would provide "the worst ever meal stories" but, methinks (25 points for using word Baldur likes) the "worst ever" meals happen in homes. |
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2622. 29 Sep 2009 19:50 | ||
Will look forward to spaghetti story #2. Alas and anon ... time for dreamland. Going to read a bit first though - to get spaghetti out of my head, and out of dreams. : ) |
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2623. 30 Sep 2009 09:52 | ||
My mother was not a bad cook but I was a very picky child. I didn't like many kinds of meat (I am a total carnivore now) and was very picky about my veggies. I hated onions (my favorite veg by far now), mushrooms (still can't stand them) and a number of other things. I recall one of the staples of our diet was a concoction my mom made of macaroni, canned tomatoes and ground beef. She says we rarely had it, I say it was nearly a once a week occurance. I absolutly hated it and would push it around on my plate until everyone else was done. The rule in the house was you sat there at the table until you finished your meal even if it took all night. So the rest of the family would go off into the living room to watch MacGyver or whatever cheesy 80's show was on and leave me to finish by myself. I would promptly let the dog eat my entire meal, stow the dished in the dishwasher and be watching tv 5 minutes after everyone else. I asked my mom later if she didn't realize what I was doing as I thought it must be obvious to them, she said she just thought I was so desperate not to be left behind that I quickly ate it all so I wouldn't miss the show. So the dog always sat by my chair at dinner and I was a skinny child. |
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2624. 30 Sep 2009 11:09 | ||
Dragon, what a charming and funny story! We also had weekly "torture food." Ours was hamburger soup. Mom cooked a few things well, but her soups were disasters and the hamburger soup was worse than disaster. Even the dog didn't like it and that dog ate everything, even peas! Our problem was that there were eight of us kids and man's best friend couldn't keep up with our offerings, so Mom found out what we were doing. That taught us to be sly and tricky. Since you were also concerned about your dog's well-being, and generous with your offerings, did your dog gain weight like ours? |
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2625. 30 Sep 2009 13:07 | ||
Our dog was a pretty healthy weight, but there were only 3 of us and I was the only one who gave her dinner (as far as I know, I was always the last one at the table, so the others didn't have a chance) |
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2626. 30 Sep 2009 18:01 | ||
And for the musical portion of tonight's show, here is a rendiditon of "If My Nose Was Running Money" by Aaron Wilburn. |
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2627. 30 Sep 2009 18:11 | ||
That was hilarious, says marius!!!!!! Thanks, Robin! |
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2628. 30 Sep 2009 18:46 | ||
ROFLMAO!!! Robin, me and my honey both got a real kick out of that. |
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2629. 1 Oct 2009 08:17 | ||
What does ROFLMAO mean? Seriously. |
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2630. 1 Oct 2009 08:29 | ||
And for some reason this made me think of life's embarassing moments. Here's one. Thought I'd NEVER get over it. |
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2631. 1 Oct 2009 09:23 | ||
How terribly strict marius! We were 25 or 30 in class in Primary School and we could ask to go to the bathroom. It was in the teacher's good judgement to let you go. Of course, we knew that if you asked her every day and at every minute, she would realize you were kind of pulling her leg. It worked quite well and pupils only asked if they really had to. |
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2632. 1 Oct 2009 09:33 | ||
When my son was about 4 I took him to the club for his swimming class. He met a boy who both my son and I knew from his kindergarten, I even knew his mother who was like 15 years olden than I was. |
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2633. 1 Oct 2009 09:44 | ||
Polenta, glad you didn't get your wish - for the earth to swallow you. We'd have missed the joy knowing you if that had happened! : ) |
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2634. 1 Oct 2009 09:44 | ||
Clearly I was tired when I typed the word rendition last night. And this is proof that I know how it is REALLY spelled! |
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2635. 1 Oct 2009 10:00 | ||
marius, I remember being in grade 2 and being so afraid of asking to go to the bathroom that I peed my pants and sat in it all day long. If I remember right the teacher had yelled at someone earlier that morning for asking for a washroom break when they really didn't need one and that reaction made me so nervous I just couldn't do it. |
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2636. 1 Oct 2009 10:10 | ||
Dragon, I have seen that show on occasion, although, I'm pretty sure it's on Monday nights which is when I work, so rarely get to watch it. The one I did see, though, Buddy made a huge roulette table cake for this group of mafia-type bosses who apparently like to gamble (go figure). At the end of the show, Buddy, in his Brooklyn-Italian accent, says, "This was a good week! I made a beautiful cake, and I didn't get whacked!" ROFLMAO (as you would say, Dragon!) |
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2637. 1 Oct 2009 10:17 | ||
OMG, I don't even know what to say about that. That cake is both impressive and and kind of disturbing at the same time. Really funny though, especially the big hairy... well you know. |
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2638. 1 Oct 2009 10:22 | ||
I know what you mean, Dragon. I might have crossed a line by even putting the link on here. If someone objects, I won't be offended if they ask Rachel to remove it. Actually, mine looks better than that one, anyway! LOL |
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2639. 1 Oct 2009 10:31 | ||
Dragon - sorry you had to sit in that all day long ... and adults don't think children have serious problems to deal with in their tiny lives! WRONG!!! |
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2640. 1 Oct 2009 10:37 | ||
SORRY SHOULD'VE SAID TO SWALLOW ME. |