belladonnis

The rhyming has caught like a fire
Causing my mind to expire
So I'm off to my bed
To get out of my head
Thoughts of matthew in skimpy attire!


Lol this has been good! Nite everyone!

matthew

your fingers they can not keep up...
for in rhymes you are but a pup...
or do you grow sleepy...
do my lym's make you weepy...
I made you my bit@# so whazzup...

Baldur

Yo' how you like me now?

Baldur

sorry for a brief lapse into rap, I was channeling Kool Moe D.

matthew

Ok... I must admit... I liked the "just wears a sock" one...

Baldur

and I wear the pants in this family (knickers do count as pants)

matthew

This 'as been better than watching a flick...
Though the verbiage has made me quite sick...
I now feel a breeze...
'tween me stomach & knees...
for I have but a sock on me d!@k...

belladonnis

LOL!!!

My fingers they weep
For the keys that I seek
I cant keep up the pace
So I'm going to rest
and this I attest
Your bi$#@ is going to sleep!

matthew

Bella I hope you don't fear...
That you are the one I did smear...
For when I did snitch...
Of the one that's my B!T@H...
I ment not you, but the queer...

(Happy fellow didn't rhyme with smear)

Baldur

My lesson to you matthew here leans,
for poetry you have not the means
your words aren't entrancing
so stick to poledancing
(and to lessen the wind eat less beans)

matthew

It has been a long time since we have played mental ping pong my friend Baldur...

But my laptop battery is reading 8% life left & I don't have my cord here with me...

So good night to you and your listeners... I think I will read a couple chapters before I sleep...

Be well sir...

matthew

OMG!!! You just rhymed POLEDANCING!!!

Where else can one go for poledancing & poppycock rhymes...

NOWHERE ELSE BUT ALL BADUR ALL THE TIME...

sheftali52

LMAO!!! More entertainment than TV could ever offer!

Baldur

Heavens
I think the 8% referring to your laptop is quite accurate, though why you would divulge that is beyond me.
Baldur remembers something else you can use that sock for....
It wouldn't fool anyone though

Sweet dreams, I'm reading 92% here so who's the B&$%* now?

matthew

You wouldn't want to see me in my sock on TV anyway...

matthew

5% and counting... yo B!-Atch signing out...

Robindcr8l

Before I head out for good, I would like to clarify with you when exactly I relinquished my guest-hosting spot back to our fearless leader? If it was when you finally arrived, in all your tardy, poison ivy infested glory? Or was it when I submitted my goodnight poem? Because if it was when you arrived, I only had 34 posts on my watch. But if it was when I wrote my poem, well, then, it was much more impressive! I'm needing this documentation for my impending evaluation where I hope to make a case for a salary increase.

Baldur

I'm perfectly willing to double your salary here at Radio Baldur,
starting immediately. You're worth every penny.
Oh wait, you're free....
never mind

Robindcr8l

In that case you could effectively Quadruple my salary! Imagine how valued THAT would make me feel!

But as I said earlier today, I am just doing this for the prestige. In fact, I may work on updating my resume tonight to include this important work experience in my employment history.

Baldur

Don't forget to mention that you gleefully excepted responsibility even when not directly asked to do so.
You assumed a leading role when no others were willing to make that stand. Very commendable.