marius

Oh dear and heavens to mergatroid - has our collective temerity (10 points) caused our regular host to re-think his progamming format?

But, perhaps he's merely off stirring another cauldron. That's what he said last time he was absent. (giggles, with temerity cause not sure I'm using that word correctly, but it sure is fun to say.)

At any rate, thanks for the "air time" today dear Baldur!

Sweet dreams, good cheer and all of that, to all of you! ZZZZzzzzzzz......

Baldur

My neighbor the widow Kilduff
had saplings encroaching her bluff
the branches near mauled her
so she called on that Baldur
Who deforested all soon enough.

matthew

I think there are 6 computers in the house I am currently in...

marius

So happy to find temerity did not have consequences today ... or wait? Did it? They say that laughter is the BEST medicine and I've certainly had a near over-dose of it today. Thank you all! -marius (or marious) : )

Robindcr8l

In a land called ThinkDraw, I'm told,
Lived a gaggle of merry old souls.
They wasted their time,
By talking in rhyme,
And their chores were left out in the cold.

This is my way of saying I have managed to adequately delay doing ANYTHING productive today, thanks to TD! Baldur, you really must consider at least getting me a housekeeper if I am going to be forced to DeeJay on a regular basis!

Baldur

Baldur has spent a couple days this week going up and down a steep rocky hillside like a mountain goat. My sore leg muscles will be grumbling for a while.
My neighbor wanted an area cleared as her yard was systematically shrinking as the underbrush from the woods encroached upon it.
Some of what I cleared away were saplings but most was blackberry bramble and scrubby bushes.
Then I had to contend with the poison ivy which is snaking everywhere.
Baldur managed to clear everything without touching a single poison ivy leave. That was quite a challenge.
Now I will be spraying the plants with 'poison ivy b-gone' and hacking them into bits.
This area borders The Chez Baldur estate so it's doing me a great service as well.

Robindcr8l

Robin loves Baldur as a DeeJay, but thinks she'd like him even more as a neighbor!

marius

And, Dragon .... LOVE that last limerick! Must be Baldur of Chez Baldur of whom you speak?

Robin, I will send you my spouse to clean your house. He LOVES to clean. He does ALL the cleaning, ALL the time.

Baldur, I hope you have tech-nu or some other agent to wash the poison ivy oils off of yourself, your worksclothes and tools!

I'm hearing the start of a poison ivy limerick ... a clear sign I need to sleep.

Baldur

If Robin is not careful Baldur will dispatch a friend affectionately called 'Auntie Vera' to visit you.
Vera is a charming gay man who tends to wear caftans and turbans and is even more of an anglophile than I.
He will have your home organized in no time and keep warm scones popping out of the oven at tea time but he will drive you crazy.
(perhaps -y +ier)

sheftali52

On Think Draw the banter is merry
The food chat is yummy and cherry
The talent is great
The sharing first rate
The subjects extraordinary

Sheftali enjoyed catching up in this forum today. Lots of good material here!

Baldur

Baldur had to do several costume changes while hacking shrubbery.
Certain that my trousers were coated in toxic sap I would periodically drop them into the laundry and don a different pair.

matthew

My worries begun to satiate...
that Buldur would not show to mediate...
Held my breath it is true...
Turned a dark shade of blue...
but alas i did not asphyxiate...

(10x3 points)

Baldur

Whilst performing before a mean throng
matthew slipped and lost his sarong
the mob hurled their jeers
tossed their cookies and beers
as his wrap underneath was just wrong.

Robindcr8l

On the merry old site of ThinkDraw
The topics were sometimes quite raw
Matt likes to sing songs
About people's thongs
Til I can't help but drop my jaw!

matthew

A club was created for duels...
Anti-Matthew tender for fuels...
Some came along...
To pulled of my thong...
And left me with dangling jewels...

Baldur

The options they laid on the table
to rate Baldur's show as they're able
an impossible deed
but all soon agreed;
thank the gods he isn't on cable.

matthew

Me thinks that Badur is now plotting...
To kill my brain cells till they're clotting...
As I read this rhyming ode to crock...
Or dare I say more like poppycock... (10 points)
I find that the last cells are rotting...

matthew

Me name is lymric malarkey...
Of rhyming I can not allow thee...
To best me in song...
Or even in thong...
for my works flow through me like beer pee...

Baldur

Jealous burglars will all be in shock,
he cried while installing the lock.
But something went wrong
and he lost his last thong
Since then matthew just wears a sock

Robindcr8l

In a city in west Idaho
Robin hijacked a radio show
Her house stayed a mess
Her laundry not pressed
So now she just really must go.

Tonight when her kitchen is clean
She plans to dice peppers of green
And garlic she'll chop
Right after she mops
To make chili with beef and some bean.

Tomorrow will be extra busy
Her planner is making her dizzy
So she must stay up more
And finish her chores
Or tomorrow she'll be in a tizzy.

So goodnight all my radio fans
I considered this day to be grand
I'll be back again
I just don't know when
To give our best deejay a hand!