maddyjean08

There once was a Matthew in Japan
Who was privately pole-dancing with another man
They both wore small thongs
that hardly covered their ding-dongs
There once was a Matthew in Japan

maddyjean08

how's that

lilalee

Plain gross!!

matthew

Welcome to the club...

polenta

LOL Ding-dongs sounds like bells.

polenta

Matthew will make the whole textile industry go bankrupt!!!!!
Do you know how much fabric you need for a thong. NOTHING!!!
Please Matthew, think it over and begin longing for long skirts and baggy pants. The world economy is in your hands.

lilalee

Bells?

polenta

YES, lilalee go to the dictionary. Ding-dong. Sorry this is what it says: USED TO REPRESENT THE SOUND OF BELLS.

lilalee

Polenta, no need to go the dictionary!! These particular "ding dongs" covered by a small thong, while pole dancing, are not the "bell" type!! Oh, maybe I misspelled "bell"!!! LOL

matthew

Welcome lilalee... Polenta was making this new fangled thing we like to call a... JOKE

here is how it worked...

1) Maddyjean wrote a limmerick...

2) In her limmerick she used the term DING DONG...

3) The way she used ding dong, she was obviously refering to a male genital organ...

4) Polenta took the "dirty" use of ding dong & "acted" like she was naive by using ding dong in a more innocent fasion...

***The trick to making it funny is that it is OBVIOUSLY a joke & only the true naive wouldn't see it that way***

matthew

-fasion +fashion

matthew

***Someone had to be the antagonist***

& Baldur wasn't handy... Where is he when we need our emcee

matthew

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Baldur

matthew, Baldur was busy sending a message to your myspace account .
Emcees get lots of time off for promotional matters

matthew

We are still waiting anxiously for Baldur's limmerick...

lilalee

Knowing the limmerick WAS a joke, I only made a two-word opinion of it, and still would.
If you are refering to me as a antagonist, so sorry to dissappoint you, that I am not. I don't like arguing, fighting and such. But do like certain humor, and well some just gets old!!
I would welcome TD to hire a professional buffoon for more entertainment, but, we have to make our own fun here!!

matthew

Plain gross... Bells?... Polenta, no need to go the dictionary!! These particular "ding dongs" covered by a small thong, while pole dancing, are not the "bell" type!! Oh, maybe I misspelled "bell"!!! LOL...

2 words???

& now perhaps you will see that I was refering to myself as the antagonist...

lilalee

Yes, you are!!

matthew

Hey Baldur,

I am confused... are they allowed to agree with me???

Baldur

remember, we don't know how many assUMED names you are using matthew, you could be agreeing with yourself