inked_gemini

roflmao...

sheftali52

Shame on sheftali for starting this.....too much information, matthew!

belladonnis

Matthews his name.
Thongs are his game.
All sizes and colors.
Such wonerfull wonders.
For pole dancing nights.
He wears them with tights.
Hes crazy its true.
But thats Thong man Matthew!

sheftali52

roflMao--this is just TOO much fun!

matthew

There once was a Matt in Nantucket

Whose thong just covered his "muppet"

He said with a grin

While he drew with no pen

The Anti-Matthew's can just suck it...

belladonnis

LLLLOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!

sheftali52

CENSORED, CENSORED!!! (Sheftali slinks away and hides now.)

matthew

There once was a Matt in Nantucket

To spelling he said I'll just Luck it...

He said I'm not wrong

When I grab my thong

if you don't like it well phuket... (that is a city in thailand not a misspelling)


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sheftali52

CENSORED, CENSORED, CENSORED!!! Sheftali is running out of CENSORED stamps. LOL

matthew

Located approximately 862 kilometers south of Bangkok is... PHUKET..., Thailand’s largest island, which is often dubbed as the pearl of the Andaman, or the pearl of the south. Its natural resources- rocky peninsular, limestone cliffs, white powdery beaches, tranquil broad bays and tropical in-land forests contribute to making it the South’s wealthiest, busiest, most visited and most popular island and province.


Now why would you censor that... Sigh...

sheftali52

Okay, you are at least partially redeemed.....

matthew

I mean it is vacation showcase time... I wonder what you were thinking???

matthew

I am thinking it is time to sleep... Night y'all ...

matthew

Good morning... Seems I wasn't the only one to have gone to sleep...

belladonnis

Good Morning!!! Got alot to do today with the kids, hope to check in later and see all the fun I missed! Have a great day!
Bella

Dragon

I'm pretty sure Phuket does not rhyme with Nantucket. Still loving the limmericks though!

matthew

No it doesn't rhyme with Nantucket... But I bet it is mispronounced by anyone reading the limmerick...

matthew

There once was a Matt in south Mass

Who got on the nerves of a lass

If I must tell it true

He pissed of quite a few

But they all could just suck some ass..orted things

Dragon

There once was a bald man from SC
Who had his own Pool Hall no lessy
He had tight thongs and more
Pole dance talents galore
But his ThinkDraw life was quite a mess-y

(Ok it's really hard to find things that rhyme with South Carolina!)

matthew

How about a Matt in the souths

Who was thought of quite as a louse

There are many that draw

while sharpening claws

If they had tar & feathers they'd douse...